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Got back the PC, nice.
Last days wihtout PC I´ve been doing stuff.
We´ve got a Chef from Chile host of a girl that lives in my whonung.
Well, Cooks are Mad and Vain, but the guy goes farther than any I´ve known. and yes I like him he´s got the touch.
Still, I could insult him endlessly.
Anyway last day at work a girl that I know comes at the bar and we start talking.
She speaks perfect Italian with no signs of a German accent, she studies it since two years and have been in Italiy for five months, she doesn´t mess up a single R, impressive.
Well, I find out for the first time that she´s not only cute and half indonesian, but she does quite interesting stuff.
Well I was working whit this guy that just came back from Etiopia, and after half an hour talking I realized that he was her boyfriend!
At that point I switched slightly from the ""talkative attentive hidden vampire mode"
to the "talkative attentive destroy and be nice to the couple mode".

The emergency procedure followed :

Decrease gradually conversation with her till -22% on the original amount.
Increase conversation with him of +11% on the original amount
Allow the couple to get their brief intimacies
Be awfully nice to him
Don´t be too nice to her

send to her behind his back all the following subliminal messages:

I´m cooler than your boyfriend
I´m crazier than your boyfriend
I´m prettier than your boyfriend
I´m more sensitive and sexier than your boyfriend

Vorsicht!

If the stated procedure fails bound your emotions not to get involved.